Your Dog Sucks

Your dog sucks
He bugs my cat
My cat's cool
Your dog's not
My cat likes
A little space
Your dog's mean
and takes it all

Your dog pisses
On the tires of my car
My cat stresses
When your dog barks and barks
My cat stays inside
Your dog keeps him there
I'm waiting for your dog
To challenge me

My cat's a perfect gentleman
Your dog's a mangy cur
He stares at the water bowl for
Hours every day while
My cat sleeps on the bed

My cat preens
Your dog drools
I'm not against dogs
Just your dog

Your dog is you
My cat is me

You get on my nerves

Your dog sucks!